Seriously, WTF?!?!?!
July 1st, 2009 by BrookeThis post was originally written on April 24, 2009.
My bumper is broken!
This has got to stop! It really, really must just fucking stop. Who can I write a letter to? God? Mayor Villaraigosa? Honda? Should I ask them to make cars that people like to fuck up less?
Last night marks Incident Number 4 in under a year. I was only actually in the car for Incident Number 1, an accident where a clever man decided that, since he couldn’t actually see around the traffic, it was probably safe to make a left turn. For all other incidents, I was nowhere near my car. Incident Number 2, I was asleep in my bed. Incident Number 3, I was visiting mom. Incident Number 4, playing Oblivion.
I can find no common denominator here except my car. It always happened in a different place, during a different time of day, by a different type of person (family, neighbor, criminal). So, the only conclusion I can come up with is that it just must be my car.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:23 am
calm down
gotta pay 50 bucks for a new one , so what ?
July 16th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Yeah, it wasn’t that big of a deal; the frequency of incidents was just getting to me. Believe it or not, my bumper costs a lot more that $50, but I didn’t have to pay a thing (thanks to responsible neighbors who have insurance). Also, the nice man who repaired it buffed up the scrape from Incident Number 3 for free (the scrape is still there, but it’s no longer black). It all worked out in the end - and I am calm. : )
August 28th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
WA WA. Maybe you should write more about how you break your fancy car!
August 28th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hey, leave her alone!
August 28th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
You can shut up too!!!!