PlasmaSplasm

We just tried to order pasta with meat sauce for people at work (in Los Angeles, CA), and the people at CPK said they couldn’t fill that order because of a “nation-wide bolognese recall”.

I find this hilarious and gross. I can only hope that it has to do with the beef recall on account of the evil farmers pushing sick cows into the grinder with forklifts.

They should have given those sick cows some Nyquil or something instead, so they could get better before slaughtering them.

Shame on you, farmers. Shame.

First off, I don’t understand why the second most expensive college IN THE WORLD needs to run an ad campaign, but whatever.

Check out their new video here:

Kenyon’s New Video Campaign for Kids of the Future

Crazy.